Bad News for the Burglar

Published: May 24, 2022

One night a burglar broke into a house. While sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He continued creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside.

The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes," the parrot replied.

Relieved, the burglar asked, "What’s your name?"

"Clarence," answered the parrot.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot,” said the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot replied, "The same idiot that named that big rottweiler over there Jesus."

Jacob Teitelbaum, MD

is one of the world's leading integrative medical authorities on fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue. He is the lead author of eight research studies on their effective treatments, and has published numerous health & wellness books, including the bestseller on fibromyalgia From Fatigued to Fantastic! and The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution. His newest book (June 10, 2024) is You Can Heal From Long COVID. Dr. Teitelbaum is one of the most frequently quoted fibromyalgia experts in the world and appears often as a guest on news and talk shows nationwide including Good Morning America, The Dr. Oz Show, Oprah & Friends, CNN, and Fox News Health.

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