Bad News for the Burglar
One night a burglar broke into a house. While sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He continued creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside.
The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," the parrot replied.
Relieved, the burglar asked, "What’s your name?"
"Clarence," answered the parrot.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot,” said the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot replied, "The same idiot that named that big rottweiler over there Jesus."
Jacob Teitelbaum, M.D. is one of the most frequently quoted post viral CFS, fibromyalgia, energy, sleep and pain medical authorities in the world. He is the author of 12 books including You Can Heal from Long Covid, the best-selling From Fatigued to Fantastic!, Pain Free 1-2-3, The Complete Guide to Beating Sugar Addiction, Real Cause Real Cure, The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution, and the popular free Smart Phone app Cures A-Z. He is the lead author of eight research studies and three medical textbook chapters on effective treatment for fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. Dr. Teitelbaum appears often as a guest on news and talk shows nationwide, including past appearances on Good Morning America, The Dr. Oz Show, Oprah & Friends, CNN, and FoxNewsHealth.
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