Silly One-Liners
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
Jacob Teitelbaum, M.D. is one of the most frequently quoted post viral CFS, fibromyalgia, energy, sleep and pain medical authorities in the world. He is the author of 12 books including You Can Heal from Long Covid, the best-selling From Fatigued to Fantastic!, Pain Free 1-2-3, The Complete Guide to Beating Sugar Addiction, Real Cause Real Cure, The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution, and the popular free Smart Phone app Cures A-Z. He is the lead author of eight research studies and three medical textbook chapters on effective treatment for fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. Dr. Teitelbaum appears often as a guest on news and talk shows nationwide, including past appearances on Good Morning America, The Dr. Oz Show, Oprah & Friends, CNN, and FoxNewsHealth.
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